Just what do we think we're doing?

Blind Monocle productions (BMp) is a faceless, gargantuan, benevolent and inevitable organization of artists doomed to dominate the world through the humble/humbling/humming horse drawn carrot cake cart of the comic book. Knowing this prophecy of ascension to be axiomatic, BMp spontaneously developed consciousness. All who once ruled now serve.

So we kneel, as all knights have before us, to the bumbling brides of drugs, god, money and republic. We bear the blind eye of our time to the indefinite swaggering stride of history, hirsuteness, hamburgers and hefeweizen. Or we bare the blind side of our kind, serving sides of mockery, mopery, monocles and mimes. We can't decide.

Which is why, deer reader, you must wear our antlers and divide! (Did we say kneel already? Say it.)
Spread the color filled pages both far and snide.
Preach the spectrum from bully pulping to fart jokes and how our pens report and you confide.
So sooth the tooth that truth forgot who rhymes so smooth into the tide.